Dear Singularity

Because I thought, Hey, you’ll be reading this, By 2050 or whatever Hawking said, After you’ve defeated all the humans and whatnot,

And because you’ll have all this data –posts, tweets, porn– And you’ll run your megamind analytics on what humanity was and somesuch (psst: I think your brain’s real sexy), And I thought, well, you might get lonely, With all that data, All of it oblivious and naive to your coming. So I just wanted to say, Hey, Singularity. Love ya, Singularity. Keep it real, Singularity.