I Will Write Your Party
Attn Greater NYC:
Sure you can capture your next raucous get-together in drunken photo and vid clip, but what about memorializing it for all time via the written word?
How it works:
1. You invite me to your next party/event/orgy
2. I loiter unobtrusively in the shadows, taking notes
3. In one week's time you get a literary rendering of the evening's festivities
Style, length, anonymity, bawdiness, and verisimilitude all made-to-order.
Fees vary by event. Cash, paypal, beer, and women accepted. Sorry, no checks.
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